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19-year-old asexual female college student. Brunette, applied scientist, math and physics geek, AMURRICAN. Has too many feelings about fictional characters and television shows. If you'd like to call me something, I'm Star.

Majority fandom blog, with the current obsession being undecided and the current OTP being Destiel. You may encounter the occasional Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Merlin, Torchwood, Homestuck, Hetalia, Harry Potter, Buffy, Avengers, Roosterteeth, cat gif, attractive male or female celebrity, or stupid funny post. All fandoms and ships welcome. Most bloggers welcome, too, fandom or not; don't for any reason be afraid to say hi.

To avoid x, blacklist y:
-My occasional opinions on serious things: "opinions" or another tag you ask me nicely to use
-Personal text posts: "personal" or another tag you ask me nicely to use
-Welcome posts for new followers: "in which new followers are obtained" or "is now following you"

Currently Watching:
-Scrubs (season 6)

Here's my Sammy.
And my Italy.
And my Gavin.
And the lovely artist of my icon.

 

rainbowsandfish:

wrestlingaknife:

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now.""You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."
"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

"You try to wake the unconscious child up, and sink him into an indefinite magical coma."
"You walked in twenty minutes ago, and only just noticed that the man you’re negotiating with is sitting in an enormous bowl of jelly beans."
And, last but certainly not least.
"You try to knock the vial out of his hands, and instead punch a hole in the hull of the ship. The atmosphere explosively decompresses. Congratulations, you just killed more than half the party during a milk run."

"You hear nothing. What explosion?" 

rainbowsandfish:

wrestlingaknife:

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now."

"You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."

"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."
me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that
//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check
"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

"You try to wake the unconscious child up, and sink him into an indefinite magical coma."

"You walked in twenty minutes ago, and only just noticed that the man you’re negotiating with is sitting in an enormous bowl of jelly beans."

And, last but certainly not least.

"You try to knock the vial out of his hands, and instead punch a hole in the hull of the ship. The atmosphere explosively decompresses. Congratulations, you just killed more than half the party during a milk run."

"You hear nothing. What explosion?" 

(Source: zerohitpoints)

SPN season 1: Aw man we can't impersonate homeland security. That is illegal!

SPN season 8: HahaHAHa FBI SO LEGIT look at my badge it says 'Han Solo'.

jigokuhana:

automaton-extraordinaire:

zookeeperalice:

ladysomnambule:

schism-ism:

iamthewhiteobama:

when a good url is taken by a shitty blog 

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You can click and drag to stab things on your dash

Yeah! And it’s fun too. XD

reblogging just so I can stab things

we are all sick

you mean we’re all Slick

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(Source: lnalloweentown)

i lead a ray narvaez jr appreciation life every day wow

colorfulusagi:

PUDDING OF RELATIVITY?! LET’S SEE…

…Well, in other words, you take eggs, milk and sugar, and you stir it all up. Then you put a lid on it, and for about 30 minutes you steam it… Oh! If you forget the whipped cream, you’re no good as a woman! Yeah!

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